Burdian’s ass and why you should bust a move in 2007
For you good souls that are burning with contemplation and craving action - a thought experiment to blast you out of 2006 analysis paralysis and make you dance like wild monkeys this year:
Think of a donkey who stands at an equal distance from two identical stacks of hay.
Imagine that like you, the donkey is in an analytic rut. He insists that no action is justified without a reason. Not being able to justify a move in the direction of one or the other pile of hay, he starves to death.
So bust an arbitrary move you contemplative cats. Arbitrary action is delicious, nutritious, wild fun and totally rational.
I’m off to celebrate whichever haystack you pick and all the mindblowing things you’ll do with its nutrients.
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Comment by MK
What a lovely sentiment to start the year off! All the best for 2007 to you, wild-monkey-in-crime!
Posted on January 1, 2007 at 7:56 am
Comment by shandron
munch, munch, munch.
this ass is ready for some hay diving.
ahem.
as per hair, i suggest a thinning in the lengths, spinning into ropes with goopy prod, maybe some light back combing at a couple strategic points, and a white blond streak or two.
hotket2007!
Posted on January 2, 2007 at 1:16 am
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